Friday, 3 April 2015
Tuesday, 28 October 2014
My sister Titli...
My sister Ankita Bhattacharya,
lives in Australia,
speaks like Alia,
looks like Dino Morea...
Loves to eat pan fried momo,
is against people who are against homo,
hates to eat raw tomato,
Shouts like crazy "NAMO NAMO"...
She has suddenly become fat,
but she has promised to quickly reduce that,
so that she can run like a rat,
to escape from Tom the cat...
She thinks she's very gyani,
and starts lecturing like the maashimonis,
also loves to eat chocolate brownie,
and advises everyone to watch Mardaani...
When noone's around she loves to fart,
and calls it a creative art,
because it gives pleasure to her heart,
afterwards she prepares to restart...
Her nickname is Titli,
the bengali translation is projapoti,
her teeth has a lot of cavity,
she has firm faith in astrology...
Don't mess with her,
if you do she will throw you in the gutter,
and call you the biggest loafer,
because this is what she does when she gets hyper...
Ankita Bhattacharya, Ankita Bhattacharya
What do you do, what do you do?
Buy me a Ferrero Rocher, buy me a Ferrero Rocher..
Or I'll kick you, I'll kick you !!!!
lives in Australia,
speaks like Alia,
looks like Dino Morea...
Loves to eat pan fried momo,
is against people who are against homo,
hates to eat raw tomato,
Shouts like crazy "NAMO NAMO"...
She has suddenly become fat,
but she has promised to quickly reduce that,
so that she can run like a rat,
to escape from Tom the cat...
She thinks she's very gyani,
and starts lecturing like the maashimonis,
also loves to eat chocolate brownie,
and advises everyone to watch Mardaani...
When noone's around she loves to fart,
and calls it a creative art,
because it gives pleasure to her heart,
afterwards she prepares to restart...
Her nickname is Titli,
the bengali translation is projapoti,
her teeth has a lot of cavity,
she has firm faith in astrology...
Don't mess with her,
if you do she will throw you in the gutter,
and call you the biggest loafer,
because this is what she does when she gets hyper...
Ankita Bhattacharya, Ankita Bhattacharya
What do you do, what do you do?
Buy me a Ferrero Rocher, buy me a Ferrero Rocher..
Or I'll kick you, I'll kick you !!!!
Friday, 19 September 2014
My friend Shruti
My friend Shruti
is a cutie,
is also a good beti
who buys agarvatti.
But do not be deceived
by the behaviour you will receive
you will find her cool initially
she will change her colour gradually
so never ever ever ever follow her path
as she is the female version of alok nath
can irritate anybody with her endless lecture
do not do this or do not do that, is what she generally manufactures.
Whenever exam knocks on the door
she doesn't lie on the floor
instead she goes to Govinda
and joins her hands in front of Lord Krishna
Bus, that's all..
arrey.. do not fall
be strong like shruti
as she only eats vegetarian ruti
Shruti Dugar, Shruti Dugar
where are you
where are you
do not go away
do not go away
I will miss you
I will miss you
is a cutie,
is also a good beti
who buys agarvatti.
But do not be deceived
by the behaviour you will receive
you will find her cool initially
she will change her colour gradually
so never ever ever ever follow her path
as she is the female version of alok nath
can irritate anybody with her endless lecture
do not do this or do not do that, is what she generally manufactures.
Whenever exam knocks on the door
she doesn't lie on the floor
instead she goes to Govinda
and joins her hands in front of Lord Krishna
Bus, that's all..
arrey.. do not fall
be strong like shruti
as she only eats vegetarian ruti
Shruti Dugar, Shruti Dugar
where are you
where are you
do not go away
do not go away
I will miss you
I will miss you
Rupanwita Bhattacharjee
Friday, 31 January 2014
Soja bacha, warna Darnab Ghostwami ajayega...
GHOSTWAMI DEFEATS GABBAR SINGH IN THE 'SOJA' BATTLE........
CHILDREN ARE SPENDING SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.....
PARENTS ARE QUEING OUTSIDE THE MEDICINE SHOPS TO BUY THE ANTI-GHOSTWAMI MEDICINE...
THEY HAVE EXORCISED THEMSELVES FROM SAYING "SOJA BACHA, WARNA GABBAR SINGH AJAYEGA" BECAUSE THE BRAND NEW VILLAIN "GHOSTWAMI" HAS BECOME VIRAL INTO THE MINDS OF CHILDREN....
BECAUSE THEY HAVE SEEN IT GO LIVE...........LIVE ON AN INDIAN TELEVISION....................OF AN INNOCENT CHILD BEING RUTHLESSLY MOLESTED BY GHOSTWAMI....
WHICH CAUSED THE CHILD TREMENDOUS BRAIN DAMAGE..
HE FORGOT HIS RHYMES WHICH WERE TAUGHT TO HIM BY HIS MOTHER...
HE ONLY REMEMBERED TWO LINES...
"WE WANT TO EMPOWER WOMEN, " AND "WE HAVE TO EMPOWER YOUTH"
THEN AFTER A LOT OF DIFFICULTIES....ANOTHER LINE CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH SUCCESSFULLY "WE HAVE BROUGHT RTI"
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL..
IT'S BEEN REPORTED THAT THE CHILD WAS TAKEN TO A NEARBY HOSPITAL AFTERWARDS AND WAS GIVEN THE BEST MEDICATION POSSIBLE...
THE DOCTOR SAID THAT THE DAMAGE IS SERIOUS AND WILL TAKE SEVERAL MONTHS TO RECOVER.......
THE EXASPERATED MOTHER OF THE CHILD LAUNCHED THE "ANTI-GHOSTWAMI" MEDICINE AND SAID "WE ALL WILL UNITEDLY FORM A PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE WITH ALL THE PARENTS OF INDIA TO FIGHT AGAINST THE FATAL DISEASE CALLED "GHOSTWAMI" WHICH IS MALICIOUSLY BEING SPREAD BY "DARNAB GHOSTWAMI".
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| Darnab Ghostwami |
Wednesday, 25 December 2013
Marriage is a Social Evil
It is very sad for me to think in this manner but I absolutely can't help. In the very beginning I want to clarify that it's my personal opinion and I don't force anything upon anybody.
"Marriage is a Social Evil"..both for women and men....predominantly women.."is what I think"..
I think marriage plays a very significant role in the rise of domestic violence...generally domestic violence is associated with women.....so think about this..had the thing called marriage did not exist there would not have been any sort of domestic crime at anybody's house because the woman would not have to change her place of living and begin to stay at somebody else's house...which is a problem...because at the remote places of India, women don't work, even in the metro cities, women don't work...sometimes willingly and sometimes forcefully...willingly because most of them were taught by their parents from their childhood that women are meant to stay back at home and look and care for the family.......by saying this I don't mean that women shouldn't look after the family but what about the husbands......don't they have any responsibility?
Now, I'll tell you why marriage is a social evil.....first of all I think commitment is what is important and there's no need to mark it by performing some rituals which carry absolutely no value.....mostly rituals are performed on the pretext of demand from god...now why would God want you to perform these rituals? How is it going to benefit? See, it's not a question of benefiting or losing, it's about logic? Do you think god would forgive a criminal who has killed 10 people because he is very diligent with rituals or do you think honesty is more important? So here lies my point, being loyal and HONEST to your partner is more important than MARRIAGE.... Now people would ask what if somebody cheats in a relationship? To answer that question I would say that it's better to live alone than living with somebody who doesn't love you.
Another thing which is why I'm strictly against marriage is because people tend to think marriage is life for women. Why does a woman have to change her surname after marriage or mark the marriage by wearing "shidoor" or those "shakha and pola" and etc etc..Marriage is a part of life, IT IS NOT YOUR LIFE.........People don't understand this point......Women leave their jobs for marriage, sometimes they don't start working only BEASUSE ONE DAY THEY WILL GET MARRIED? Companies don't give jobs to women apprehending that they would soon resign either for marriage or for pregnancy...Still, in this 21st century, in laws have problems if the wives work outside...my point is, what is the need of leaving your own house and living in somebody else's house after marriage...a woman should never compromise on her individuality, no matter what.....she should never take somebody else's surname or even add it....she is supposed to make her children use her surname because she is the one who is carrying the baby for 9 months not the husband........I don't know what kind of a society I'm living in....where the women leaves her house, stays at somebody else's house, changes her surname, carries a baby for 9 month, gives birth to it and once it's out, the baby adopts the father's surname....and most importantly, THE GUY OF A FAMILY IS REPONSIBLE TO CARRY THE FAMILY FORWARD......what non-sense is this? Where is the standpoint of the girl? Does she have no importance? Technically, with her help the family is moving forward......
What I firmly believe in is the rituals were created by spiritual PEOPLE before...they were also people, just like you and me...they used to fool others saying that this is what God wants from us and since people weren't educated at that time, they used to engulf everything they said and this is how everything got started...so I don't think just because people have been following the culture, we have to also do the same........it's time to bring a change and put a full stop to all these things.......It's time that women should learn to find their way through and compete with men......and as for men, marriage has trapped them as well.....may be not by social ritual wise but there are many men who suffer for marriage which should stop....women should learn to loosen the grip and provide space for men to breathe and marriage is not life, it's only a part so it's better to not get married and live happily ever after....
"Marriage is a Social Evil"..both for women and men....predominantly women.."is what I think"..
I think marriage plays a very significant role in the rise of domestic violence...generally domestic violence is associated with women.....so think about this..had the thing called marriage did not exist there would not have been any sort of domestic crime at anybody's house because the woman would not have to change her place of living and begin to stay at somebody else's house...which is a problem...because at the remote places of India, women don't work, even in the metro cities, women don't work...sometimes willingly and sometimes forcefully...willingly because most of them were taught by their parents from their childhood that women are meant to stay back at home and look and care for the family.......by saying this I don't mean that women shouldn't look after the family but what about the husbands......don't they have any responsibility?
Now, I'll tell you why marriage is a social evil.....first of all I think commitment is what is important and there's no need to mark it by performing some rituals which carry absolutely no value.....mostly rituals are performed on the pretext of demand from god...now why would God want you to perform these rituals? How is it going to benefit? See, it's not a question of benefiting or losing, it's about logic? Do you think god would forgive a criminal who has killed 10 people because he is very diligent with rituals or do you think honesty is more important? So here lies my point, being loyal and HONEST to your partner is more important than MARRIAGE.... Now people would ask what if somebody cheats in a relationship? To answer that question I would say that it's better to live alone than living with somebody who doesn't love you.
Another thing which is why I'm strictly against marriage is because people tend to think marriage is life for women. Why does a woman have to change her surname after marriage or mark the marriage by wearing "shidoor" or those "shakha and pola" and etc etc..Marriage is a part of life, IT IS NOT YOUR LIFE.........People don't understand this point......Women leave their jobs for marriage, sometimes they don't start working only BEASUSE ONE DAY THEY WILL GET MARRIED? Companies don't give jobs to women apprehending that they would soon resign either for marriage or for pregnancy...Still, in this 21st century, in laws have problems if the wives work outside...my point is, what is the need of leaving your own house and living in somebody else's house after marriage...a woman should never compromise on her individuality, no matter what.....she should never take somebody else's surname or even add it....she is supposed to make her children use her surname because she is the one who is carrying the baby for 9 months not the husband........I don't know what kind of a society I'm living in....where the women leaves her house, stays at somebody else's house, changes her surname, carries a baby for 9 month, gives birth to it and once it's out, the baby adopts the father's surname....and most importantly, THE GUY OF A FAMILY IS REPONSIBLE TO CARRY THE FAMILY FORWARD......what non-sense is this? Where is the standpoint of the girl? Does she have no importance? Technically, with her help the family is moving forward......
What I firmly believe in is the rituals were created by spiritual PEOPLE before...they were also people, just like you and me...they used to fool others saying that this is what God wants from us and since people weren't educated at that time, they used to engulf everything they said and this is how everything got started...so I don't think just because people have been following the culture, we have to also do the same........it's time to bring a change and put a full stop to all these things.......It's time that women should learn to find their way through and compete with men......and as for men, marriage has trapped them as well.....may be not by social ritual wise but there are many men who suffer for marriage which should stop....women should learn to loosen the grip and provide space for men to breathe and marriage is not life, it's only a part so it's better to not get married and live happily ever after....
Thursday, 3 January 2013
HOW CAN WE HELP STOP RAPE
The most discussed and spoken topic in the recent times..''RAPE''..
The question that arises there after,'' What is the punishment? ''
No. 1 - Hang them.
So, all the pain the victim went through can be removed by just a pull of a rope !
No. 2 - Jail them.
Okay, so our hard-earned money will be used in feeding the rapists. Alright, even if that happens, will the accused stop raping after coming out of the jail?
No. 3 - Castrate them.
Well that sounds good. Excruciating them in the same manner they have done.
But the question still remains unanswered, ''Will this stop the rape culture?''
'' Will the crude minds stop ravishing girls fearing the consequences? ''
Very very difficult to determine.
Holding candle light vigils may cause the government to amend the laws but it will not stop the spread of the epidemic psychological disease that drives these beasts to exploit girls.
Few days after the sad gang rape case took place in the so-called capital of the country, another similar rape happened again on a moving bus in the former capital of the country.
Is there a single percent shame left in the people of this vast country?
According to the statistics, in every 22 minutes, one rape is happening.
Is this the country where I live in?
Where will we go for help?
To the police to get raped for another time?
Will the future generation call themselves Indians with pride or in shame?
What if the disease passes on to the gen-next as well?
What can I do?
Well, nothing other than sit and write pages after pages to vent out my agony.
Will that help?
Can I go and sack the politicians who breed rapists?
Do I have the authority?
Do I live in a democracy?
If I give up my life, will the rape culture come to an end?
NOTHING, I CAN DO NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Sometimes I wonder, did the freedom fighters fight to release our country from the foreign rule to give a platform to the rapists to rape?
Is this another revolution?
SAD, VERY VERY SAD.
Just like Pakistan is associated with Terrorism,
soon India will be associated with Rapism.
The question that arises there after,'' What is the punishment? ''
No. 1 - Hang them.
So, all the pain the victim went through can be removed by just a pull of a rope !
No. 2 - Jail them.
Okay, so our hard-earned money will be used in feeding the rapists. Alright, even if that happens, will the accused stop raping after coming out of the jail?
No. 3 - Castrate them.
Well that sounds good. Excruciating them in the same manner they have done.
But the question still remains unanswered, ''Will this stop the rape culture?''
'' Will the crude minds stop ravishing girls fearing the consequences? ''
Very very difficult to determine.
Holding candle light vigils may cause the government to amend the laws but it will not stop the spread of the epidemic psychological disease that drives these beasts to exploit girls.
Few days after the sad gang rape case took place in the so-called capital of the country, another similar rape happened again on a moving bus in the former capital of the country.
Is there a single percent shame left in the people of this vast country?
According to the statistics, in every 22 minutes, one rape is happening.
Is this the country where I live in?
Where will we go for help?
To the police to get raped for another time?
Will the future generation call themselves Indians with pride or in shame?
What if the disease passes on to the gen-next as well?
What can I do?
Well, nothing other than sit and write pages after pages to vent out my agony.
Will that help?
Can I go and sack the politicians who breed rapists?
Do I have the authority?
Do I live in a democracy?
If I give up my life, will the rape culture come to an end?
NOTHING, I CAN DO NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Sometimes I wonder, did the freedom fighters fight to release our country from the foreign rule to give a platform to the rapists to rape?
Is this another revolution?
SAD, VERY VERY SAD.
Just like Pakistan is associated with Terrorism,
soon India will be associated with Rapism.
Friday, 30 November 2012
Heros of all time..
Heros are born in every age,
Some are hidden while some are staged..
Malala Yousafzai or Khudiram Bose,
These teenagers never lost the hope..
Heros can emerge from any field,
The only thing required is the exemption of guilt..
Mahatma Gandhi or Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose,
Dying for a cause is what they chose..
Daniel Pearl or Saurav Kalia,
Had the most barbaric treatment at the hands of Pakistani mafia..
Just paying tribute will not be sufficient,
Because they fought for you, for me and everyone present..
Fighting for humanity must be your aim,
Otherwise the efforts made by them will go in vain..
- Rupanwita Bhattacharjee
Some are hidden while some are staged..
Malala Yousafzai or Khudiram Bose,
These teenagers never lost the hope..
Heros can emerge from any field,
The only thing required is the exemption of guilt..
Mahatma Gandhi or Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose,
Dying for a cause is what they chose..
Daniel Pearl or Saurav Kalia,
Had the most barbaric treatment at the hands of Pakistani mafia..
Just paying tribute will not be sufficient,
Because they fought for you, for me and everyone present..
Fighting for humanity must be your aim,
Otherwise the efforts made by them will go in vain..
- Rupanwita Bhattacharjee
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| Khudiram Bose |
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| Malala Yousafzai |
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| Mahatma Gandhi |
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| Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose |
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| Daniel Pearl |
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| Saurav Kalia |
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