My sister Titli...

My sister Ankita Bhattacharya,
lives in Australia,
speaks like Alia,
looks like Dino Morea...

Loves to eat pan fried momo,
is against people who are against homo,
hates to eat raw tomato,
Shouts like crazy "NAMO NAMO"...

She has suddenly become fat,
but she has promised to quickly reduce that,
so that she can run like a rat,
to escape from Tom the cat...

She thinks she's very gyani,
and starts lecturing like the maashimonis,
also loves to eat chocolate brownie,
and advises everyone to watch Mardaani...

When noone's around she loves to fart,
and calls it a creative art,
because it gives pleasure to her heart,
afterwards she prepares to restart...

Her nickname is Titli,
the bengali translation is projapoti,
her teeth has a lot of cavity,
she has firm faith in astrology...

Don't mess with her,
if you do she will throw you in the gutter,
and call you the biggest loafer,
because this is what she does when she gets hyper...


Ankita Bhattacharya, Ankita Bhattacharya
What do you do, what do you do?
Buy me a Ferrero Rocher, buy me a Ferrero Rocher..
Or I'll kick you, I'll kick you !!!!