My sister Titli...

My sister Ankita Bhattacharya,
lives in Australia,
speaks like Alia,
looks like Dino Morea...

Loves to eat pan fried momo,
is against people who are against homo,
hates to eat raw tomato,
Shouts like crazy "NAMO NAMO"...

She has suddenly become fat,
but she has promised to quickly reduce that,
so that she can run like a rat,
to escape from Tom the cat...

She thinks she's very gyani,
and starts lecturing like the maashimonis,
also loves to eat chocolate brownie,
and advises everyone to watch Mardaani...

When noone's around she loves to fart,
and calls it a creative art,
because it gives pleasure to her heart,
afterwards she prepares to restart...

Her nickname is Titli,
the bengali translation is projapoti,
her teeth has a lot of cavity,
she has firm faith in astrology...

Don't mess with her,
if you do she will throw you in the gutter,
and call you the biggest loafer,
because this is what she does when she gets hyper...


Ankita Bhattacharya, Ankita Bhattacharya
What do you do, what do you do?
Buy me a Ferrero Rocher, buy me a Ferrero Rocher..
Or I'll kick you, I'll kick you !!!!

My friend Shruti

My friend Shruti
is a cutie,
is also a good beti
who buys agarvatti.

But do not be deceived
by the behaviour you will receive
you will find her cool initially
she will change her colour gradually

so never ever ever ever follow her path
as she is the female version of alok nath
can irritate anybody with her endless lecture
do not do this or do not do that, is what she generally manufactures.

Whenever exam knocks on the door
she doesn't lie on the floor
instead she goes to Govinda
and joins her hands in front of Lord Krishna

Bus, that's all..
arrey.. do not fall
be strong like shruti
as she only eats vegetarian ruti

Shruti Dugar, Shruti Dugar
where are you
where are you
do not go away
do not go away
I will miss you
I will miss you

Rupanwita Bhattacharjee

Soja bacha, warna Darnab Ghostwami ajayega...

GHOSTWAMI DEFEATS GABBAR SINGH IN THE 'SOJA' BATTLE........

CHILDREN ARE SPENDING SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.....

PARENTS ARE QUEING OUTSIDE THE MEDICINE SHOPS TO BUY THE ANTI-GHOSTWAMI MEDICINE...

THEY HAVE EXORCISED THEMSELVES FROM SAYING "SOJA BACHA, WARNA GABBAR SINGH AJAYEGA" BECAUSE THE BRAND NEW VILLAIN "GHOSTWAMI" HAS BECOME VIRAL INTO THE MINDS OF CHILDREN.... 

BECAUSE THEY HAVE SEEN IT GO LIVE...........LIVE ON AN INDIAN TELEVISION....................OF AN INNOCENT CHILD BEING RUTHLESSLY MOLESTED BY GHOSTWAMI....

WHICH CAUSED THE CHILD TREMENDOUS BRAIN DAMAGE..

HE FORGOT HIS RHYMES WHICH WERE TAUGHT TO HIM BY HIS MOTHER...

HE ONLY REMEMBERED TWO LINES...

"WE WANT TO EMPOWER WOMEN, " AND "WE HAVE TO EMPOWER YOUTH"

THEN AFTER A LOT OF DIFFICULTIES....ANOTHER LINE CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH SUCCESSFULLY "WE HAVE BROUGHT RTI"

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL..

IT'S BEEN REPORTED THAT THE CHILD WAS TAKEN TO A NEARBY HOSPITAL AFTERWARDS AND WAS GIVEN THE BEST MEDICATION POSSIBLE...

THE DOCTOR SAID THAT THE DAMAGE IS SERIOUS AND WILL TAKE SEVERAL MONTHS TO RECOVER.......

THE EXASPERATED MOTHER OF THE CHILD LAUNCHED THE "ANTI-GHOSTWAMI" MEDICINE AND SAID "WE ALL WILL UNITEDLY FORM A PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE WITH ALL THE PARENTS OF INDIA TO FIGHT AGAINST THE FATAL DISEASE CALLED "GHOSTWAMI" WHICH IS MALICIOUSLY BEING SPREAD BY "DARNAB GHOSTWAMI".

Darnab Ghostwami