Pappu Goswami fails, Arnab outraged..!!

Arnab Goswami, the most responsible father and very dedicated husband, goes to Pappu Goswamis school on the report cards day with his nose held high because he was told by his son that he has topped the class.

After patiently waiting for his turn for 15 minutes, Pappu Goswami was called .

Proud father accompanies him.

Arnab waiting to be called for the meeting

Teacher : Listen Mr Gos..

Arnab : (interrupting)  Ya, I know what you have to tell.. Pappu is a brilliant student..

Teacher : I am sorry Mr Goswami, but Pappu...

Arnab : (interrupting, yet again) Ya, I know he has topped..

Teacher : He will have to repeat this year. Your son has got below 20 out of 100 in every subject.

Arnab : (outraged after waiting for 15 minutes in the waiting room...wiping his sweat) So you mean my son has failed, dont you?

Teacher : Ya, I think thats what I said..

Arnab : So that means everyone in the class has failed...

Teacher : Not really...Onl..

Arnab : (interrupting) Since my boy has topped in the class so that means everybody got below him..

Teacher : Pappu has topped from the botto...

Arnab : So if the topper of the class fails means the faculty members of the school are inefficient and incapable of teaching students

Teacher : Mr Goswami, please hear me out..

Arnab : I spend a part of my salary on his education...as it is 2/4th of my income is spent on paying the taxes which comes to no use for the country....and now another part is wasted.....

Teacher : But the matter of fact is...

Arnab : No no no no no no no no no....I shout everynight in order to reach out to every citizen, I shed so much sweat for the sake of the country..and it is MY hard-earned money which the school is using to employ incapable, inefficient,undesired teachers..

TURNING TO THE OTHER PARENTS..

Shouting as loud as possible..

Arnab SHOUTING!!!

                                           
YOUR MONEY, YES YOU HEARD IT CORRECTLY, ITS YOUR MONEY WHICH IS WASTED.. YOUR SON FAILED AND YOUR DAUGHTER FAILED..

BUT THE TWIST IS LYING SOMEWHERE ELSE..

Teacher : Mr Goswami, Only Pappu Goswami has failed..

Arnab, who could only hear the word PAPPU..

Arnab : (facing to the audience and shouting as usual)

NOW SHE IS BLAMING MY SON PAPPU..THE PAPPU WHO STUDIED DAY IN AND DAY OUT AND NOT TO FORGET, SHED SWEAT IN HIS A.C. ROOM...

Teacher : I am very sorry..

Arnab : You are dodging my point..

(turning to the public)

THE TWIST IS THE TEACHERS, THE PRINCIPAL AND THE OWNER OF THE SCHOOL ARE GETTING MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO DETAIN ITS STUDENTS.

MORE NUMBER OF TIMES THE STUDENTS ARE HELD BACK, MORE MONEY THEY GET. LIKE IN THIS CASE, THE SCHOOL TOOK THE FEES FOR AN EXTRA YEAR FROM EVERYONE PRESENT OVER HERE WITH ME TODAY.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE SCHOOL WILL DO WITH THE MONEY. GIVE A PART OF IT TO THE GOVERNMENT.

[While giving his speech, he was of course throwing his arms from this end to that..]

Someone from the audience : But you said, the school gets money from the government

Arnab : But thats besides the point..

This continued for 1.5 hours and finally the teacher succeeded in telling Ornob Goswami that his son Pappu Goswami has only failed..but the question arises where was Pappu all this while?

Pappu stealthily went out and hid himself inside the bathroom which Arnab didnt notice as he was busy interrupting  the teacher.


NOW THAT YOU HAVE FINISHED READING THIS, SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME READING MY OTHER POST ON ARNAB GOSWAMI WHICH IS CALLED "SOJA BACHA, WARNA DARNAB GHOSTWAMI AJAYEGA". BUT BEFORE READING THAT, I WOULD REQUEST YOU ALL TO GO TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH SOME OF THE SPOOFS MADE ON AN INTERVIEW THAT ARNAB GOSWAMI TOOK OF RAHUL GANDHI. 
THANK YOU FOR READING THIS ONE.
MEANS A LOT TO ME :)